A Sindhi walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a
loan, so the Sindhi hands over the keys of a new Mercedes parked on the
street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to
accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Mercedes
into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which
comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked your bank a/c and found
that you are multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would You bother to
borrow $5,000?
The Sindhi replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two
weeks for 15 bucks?"
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Friends
Friends.....
Some come and go, but theres always a few
that you'll have for life.
Thank u for being my friend.
1)"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
- Winnie the Pooh
2)"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton
3)"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
4)"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
- Albert Camus.
5)"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
- Mencius
6)"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
7)"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."
- Stone Temple Pilots
8)"I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay."
- Dave Matthews Band
9)"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them"
10)"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere"
- Tim McGraw
11)"Hold a true friend with both your hands."
-Nigerian Proverb
12)"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart
and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
Some come and go, but theres always a few
that you'll have for life.
Thank u for being my friend.
1)"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
- Winnie the Pooh
2)"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton
3)"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
4)"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
- Albert Camus.
5)"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
- Mencius
6)"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
7)"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."
- Stone Temple Pilots
8)"I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay."
- Dave Matthews Band
9)"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them"
10)"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere"
- Tim McGraw
11)"Hold a true friend with both your hands."
-Nigerian Proverb
12)"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart
and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
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