Comparison

MOTHER-IN-LAW


In India - A woman capable of making your life miserable.
In USA - A woman you never fight with, because where else
will
you find such a dedicated babysitter for free??

HUSBAND
In India - A boring Indian species, who listens more to
his
mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his
parents, and
siblings.
In USA - Still boring, but now a useful human species
that comes
in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed, the laundry
folded,
the lawn maintained, the basement finished, etc.... need
I go on??


FRIEND
In India - A person whose house you drop into any time of
the
day or night and you'll be welcome.
In USA - A person who you have to call first to check and
make
sure he or she is not busy.

WIFE
In India - A woman who gives you your underwear and towel
when
you go to take a shower.
In USA - A woman who yells at you not to leave the tub
dirty
when you go to take a bath.

SON
In India - A teenager, who without asking will carry your
grocery bags from the market.
In USA - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lots
of
homework when you start mowing the lawn.

DAUGHTER
In India - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes
when she
is getting married.
In USA - A lovely doll,who brings you tears long before
any
marriage.

MOTHER
In India - A woman who defends you and cares for you, but
would
not dare to go against your father's wishes for you.
In USA - A woman who is a sucker for anything you want,
especially if dad's against it.

FATHER
In India - A person you are afraid of, and who is never
to be
disobeyed.
In USA - A person whom you pretend to obey, after all he
is
the one paying your college tution.

INDIAN ENGINEER
In India - A person with a respectable job and good
wages.
In USA - A person without a secure job, who always dreams
one
day he will be rich.

BHANGRA
In India - A vigorous Pungabi folk dance.
In USA - An Indian dance you do,when you don't know how
to dance at
all.

Bruce Lee's World

1) What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
Ans: Mu Lee

2) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch?
Ans: Tha Lee

3)What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is
over ?
Ans: Kha Lee

4) What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
Ans: Saa Lee

5) Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast?
Ans: Id Lee

6) Bruce Lee's favourite festival
Ans: Diwa Lee

7) Bruce Lee's favorite Actress
Ans: Sona lee

8) Bruce Lee's favorite Music
Ans: Qawa lee

9) What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job?
Ans: Coo Lee

10) When did Bruce Lee die?
Ans: Final Lee

11) How did Bruce Lee die?
Ans: With a Go Lee

12) What is Bruce Lee's favorite hill station
Ans: Kulu Mana Lee

13) What is Bruce Lee's nick name?
Ans: Mawa Lee

14) What is Bruce Lee's favorite Hindi movie?
Ans: Gharwa LEE Baharwa LEE

15) Who is Bruce Lee's favourite cricketer?
Ans: Saurav Gangu Lee

TEN COMMANDMENTS

The most damaging one letter word :I Avoid it.
The most satisfying two-letter word :WE Use it.
The most poisonous three-letter word :EGO Kill it.
The most used four-letter word :LOVE Value it.
The most pleasing five-letter word :SMILE Keep it.
The fastest spreading six-letter word :RUMOUR Ignore it.
The most enviable seven-letter word :SUCCESS Achieve it.
The most nefarious eight-letter word :JEALOUSY Distance it.
The most powerful nine-letter word :KNOWLEDGE Acquire it.
The most essential ten-letter word :CONFIDENCE Trust it.

Abbreviations - Just check this out

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.

5 simple rules to be happy

God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without
sorrow,sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the
day,comfort for the tears, and light for the way.

Disappointments are like road humps, they slow you
down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards. Don't stay on the
humps too long.
Move on!

When you feel down because you didn't get what you
want,just sit tight and be happy, because God is thinking
of something better to give you.

When something happens to you, good or bad, consider
what it means.
There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how
to laugh more or not to cry too hard.

You can't make someone love you,
all you can do is be someone who can be loved,
the rest is up to the person to realise your worth.

The measure of love is when you love without measure.
In life there are very rare chances that you'll meet the person you love,love
you in return.
So once you have it don't ever let go, the chance
might never come your way again.

It's better to lose your pride to the one you love,
than to lose the one you love because of pride.

We spend too much time looking for the right person to
love or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we
should be perfecting the love we give.

When you truly care for someone, you don't look for
faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults , and you overlook
the
excuses.

Never abandon an old friend. You will never find one
who can take his place.
Friendship is like wine, it gets better as it grows
older.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

No one can go back and make a brand new start.
Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.