A Sindhi walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a
loan, so the Sindhi hands over the keys of a new Mercedes parked on the
street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to
accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Mercedes
into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which
comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked your bank a/c and found
that you are multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would You bother to
borrow $5,000?
The Sindhi replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two
weeks for 15 bucks?"
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Friends
Friends.....
Some come and go, but theres always a few
that you'll have for life.
Thank u for being my friend.
1)"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
- Winnie the Pooh
2)"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton
3)"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
4)"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
- Albert Camus.
5)"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
- Mencius
6)"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
7)"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."
- Stone Temple Pilots
8)"I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay."
- Dave Matthews Band
9)"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them"
10)"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere"
- Tim McGraw
11)"Hold a true friend with both your hands."
-Nigerian Proverb
12)"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart
and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
Some come and go, but theres always a few
that you'll have for life.
Thank u for being my friend.
1)"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
- Winnie the Pooh
2)"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton
3)"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
4)"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
- Albert Camus.
5)"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
- Mencius
6)"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
7)"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."
- Stone Temple Pilots
8)"I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay."
- Dave Matthews Band
9)"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them"
10)"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere"
- Tim McGraw
11)"Hold a true friend with both your hands."
-Nigerian Proverb
12)"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart
and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
Friday, February 26, 2010
HANDBOOK 2010
Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer.
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2009.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control.
Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.
Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.
40. Love everybody.
We may have welcomed this year on a bit of a rough patch, But things will go back up and everything will hopefully be alright.
Dont Know...
The measure of love is when you love without measure.
In life there are very rare chances that you'll meet the person you love,love
you in return.
So once you have it don't ever let go, the chance
might never come your way again
It's better to lose your pride to the one you love,
than to lose the one you love because of pride.
We spend too much time looking for the right person to
love or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we
should be perfecting the love we give.
When you truly care for someone, you don't look for
faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults , and you overlook
the excuses.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
In life there are very rare chances that you'll meet the person you love,love
you in return.
So once you have it don't ever let go, the chance
might never come your way again
It's better to lose your pride to the one you love,
than to lose the one you love because of pride.
We spend too much time looking for the right person to
love or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we
should be perfecting the love we give.
When you truly care for someone, you don't look for
faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults , and you overlook
the excuses.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Genie and Indian
Three guys, a Pak, a Srilankan and an Indian are out walking together one
day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give
you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Srilankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka." With a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in Srilanka was forever made fertile for
farming.
The Pak was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no
foreigners can come into our precious state."Again, with a blink of the
Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge all around Pakistan.
The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and
completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out."
The Indian says, "Fill it up with water".
day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give
you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Srilankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka." With a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in Srilanka was forever made fertile for
farming.
The Pak was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no
foreigners can come into our precious state."Again, with a blink of the
Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge all around Pakistan.
The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and
completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out."
The Indian says, "Fill it up with water".
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Comparison
MOTHER-IN-LAW
In India - A woman capable of making your life miserable.
In USA - A woman you never fight with, because where else
will
you find such a dedicated babysitter for free??
HUSBAND
In India - A boring Indian species, who listens more to
his
mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his
parents, and
siblings.
In USA - Still boring, but now a useful human species
that comes
in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed, the laundry
folded,
the lawn maintained, the basement finished, etc.... need
I go on??
FRIEND
In India - A person whose house you drop into any time of
the
day or night and you'll be welcome.
In USA - A person who you have to call first to check and
make
sure he or she is not busy.
WIFE
In India - A woman who gives you your underwear and towel
when
you go to take a shower.
In USA - A woman who yells at you not to leave the tub
dirty
when you go to take a bath.
SON
In India - A teenager, who without asking will carry your
grocery bags from the market.
In USA - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lots
of
homework when you start mowing the lawn.
DAUGHTER
In India - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes
when she
is getting married.
In USA - A lovely doll,who brings you tears long before
any
marriage.
MOTHER
In India - A woman who defends you and cares for you, but
would
not dare to go against your father's wishes for you.
In USA - A woman who is a sucker for anything you want,
especially if dad's against it.
FATHER
In India - A person you are afraid of, and who is never
to be
disobeyed.
In USA - A person whom you pretend to obey, after all he
is
the one paying your college tution.
INDIAN ENGINEER
In India - A person with a respectable job and good
wages.
In USA - A person without a secure job, who always dreams
one
day he will be rich.
BHANGRA
In India - A vigorous Pungabi folk dance.
In USA - An Indian dance you do,when you don't know how
to dance at
all.
In India - A woman capable of making your life miserable.
In USA - A woman you never fight with, because where else
will
you find such a dedicated babysitter for free??
HUSBAND
In India - A boring Indian species, who listens more to
his
mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his
parents, and
siblings.
In USA - Still boring, but now a useful human species
that comes
in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed, the laundry
folded,
the lawn maintained, the basement finished, etc.... need
I go on??
FRIEND
In India - A person whose house you drop into any time of
the
day or night and you'll be welcome.
In USA - A person who you have to call first to check and
make
sure he or she is not busy.
WIFE
In India - A woman who gives you your underwear and towel
when
you go to take a shower.
In USA - A woman who yells at you not to leave the tub
dirty
when you go to take a bath.
SON
In India - A teenager, who without asking will carry your
grocery bags from the market.
In USA - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lots
of
homework when you start mowing the lawn.
DAUGHTER
In India - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes
when she
is getting married.
In USA - A lovely doll,who brings you tears long before
any
marriage.
MOTHER
In India - A woman who defends you and cares for you, but
would
not dare to go against your father's wishes for you.
In USA - A woman who is a sucker for anything you want,
especially if dad's against it.
FATHER
In India - A person you are afraid of, and who is never
to be
disobeyed.
In USA - A person whom you pretend to obey, after all he
is
the one paying your college tution.
INDIAN ENGINEER
In India - A person with a respectable job and good
wages.
In USA - A person without a secure job, who always dreams
one
day he will be rich.
BHANGRA
In India - A vigorous Pungabi folk dance.
In USA - An Indian dance you do,when you don't know how
to dance at
all.
Bruce Lee's World
1) What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
Ans: Mu Lee
2) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch?
Ans: Tha Lee
3)What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is
over ?
Ans: Kha Lee
4) What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
Ans: Saa Lee
5) Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast?
Ans: Id Lee
6) Bruce Lee's favourite festival
Ans: Diwa Lee
7) Bruce Lee's favorite Actress
Ans: Sona lee
8) Bruce Lee's favorite Music
Ans: Qawa lee
9) What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job?
Ans: Coo Lee
10) When did Bruce Lee die?
Ans: Final Lee
11) How did Bruce Lee die?
Ans: With a Go Lee
12) What is Bruce Lee's favorite hill station
Ans: Kulu Mana Lee
13) What is Bruce Lee's nick name?
Ans: Mawa Lee
14) What is Bruce Lee's favorite Hindi movie?
Ans: Gharwa LEE Baharwa LEE
15) Who is Bruce Lee's favourite cricketer?
Ans: Saurav Gangu Lee
Ans: Mu Lee
2) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch?
Ans: Tha Lee
3)What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is
over ?
Ans: Kha Lee
4) What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
Ans: Saa Lee
5) Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast?
Ans: Id Lee
6) Bruce Lee's favourite festival
Ans: Diwa Lee
7) Bruce Lee's favorite Actress
Ans: Sona lee
8) Bruce Lee's favorite Music
Ans: Qawa lee
9) What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job?
Ans: Coo Lee
10) When did Bruce Lee die?
Ans: Final Lee
11) How did Bruce Lee die?
Ans: With a Go Lee
12) What is Bruce Lee's favorite hill station
Ans: Kulu Mana Lee
13) What is Bruce Lee's nick name?
Ans: Mawa Lee
14) What is Bruce Lee's favorite Hindi movie?
Ans: Gharwa LEE Baharwa LEE
15) Who is Bruce Lee's favourite cricketer?
Ans: Saurav Gangu Lee
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